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Reviews for "The Retard Collab"

well shit... what a surprise...

I knew from the all caps title this was anything but hentai but it can be fun to see people reactions when they get 'pwned' as you're probably thinking, just a shame I've seen this mindless shite countless other times...

Shadock this style of flash movie stopped being 'art' 2 years ago... this is just another cry from attention whores using an old piss people off method in flash... be it a "fuck you you sad excuses for humans" or "butt s3x plz?" I doubt anyone involved cares either way now this is 'protected'... someone will clean this movie up later even if it's just brushed to one side like every other movie using the same technique if you can call it a technique...

Pretty bad.

I thought the little animation where the guy was falling on fire was kinda funny, made me do half a chuckle, but all in all, it was quite horrible.

omg.. crap

retard club for retards..
and your al 4 are in it!!
oh what funny
maby you could change the title or change the information?
you did that cause u 4 want to get people to see your crappy movies.. and so you say its a lesbian XXX movie..
i must admit you get people to watch bute thise crappy movie?
make a beter movie.. gjee..

íts nothing more than crap..

SquaresHard responds:

iam frum HULLUND, i canst speeka de inglish vary gewd, ulmoste as gud as mi revuws.

Two bad movies collabs in such a short time...

Wow. I'm impressed. I just got back to read a response to an earlier review (I'll be crying for weeks, and hoping in vain for a flash request from one of you), and there's already another collab out with three of the same authors! Predictably, it's of sub-par quality.

Revrent-Was it three frames with music? Yeah. "Talent" right there. You don't have anything to improve on specifically because everything should be improved.

Fat_Badger-Graphically pretty decent. Granted, it's short and dumb, but the whole flash is.

Squareshard-A bouncing image of a man next to an image giraffe, and a sound clip identifying the giraffe. If a retarded person wanted to make a flash, I have no doubt that they would exactly replicate your work.

Bigarmybug/GreatArmyBug-Have you ever watched a bad collab and all of the sudden you see something seemingly unrelated and think it might be good? Neither have I. Clever though, the way you made two static images move rapidly back and forth as though to emulate sex.

I gave a two for graphics, to signify a slight improvement over The Futurama Collab. Style? Zero for that again. Sound gets a two because even though there were a few instances where it messed up, it wasn't especially painful to listen to. No violence, and menus don't really count as being interactive. Humor? Zero again. :P

Overall is a zero. Bad concept, bad animations based on the concept, and a hint of bias against authors with a legacy for shitty work.

SquaresHard responds:

Message from Legumious:
"Flash by Legumious: - none -" Logically, if I wanted you to review my flash, I would upload it, right? Send me a message saying that you want to see my flash or I'll cut myself. Srsli.

once again youve outdone yourself with another great and boring ass review that has nothing to do with anything. its ok tho, i know you are angry at the world right now because your mom has cancer and your dad sexually abuses you on a daily basis, but that doesnt meant you should take it out on us innocent flash makes who are just trying to make collabs for the whole world to enjoy and see. i mean im sorry if we used pictures of your family for the collabs menu, but we just didnt have anything else to use. anyways, thank you much for the review again, much appreciated, and dont worry, your mom still has like 3 months to live, so you can still spend some time with her in the meantime while your dad assrapes you daily, peace

Art vs Feces?

I have a love of art in all its mediums. Yet, most of your work, lacks any originality. It lacks taste and common decency. It makes no sense. You convey nothing with your medium, you fail to illicit anything but a negative response. Why? What is gained from this? Do you find satisfaction in such pointless endeavors? Perhaps you should consider putting your "talents" towards something more substantial, then maybe you would yield better results. Perhaps instead of making flash, you could decorate urinals. I'm sure with the right kind of gidance, you an do something beneficial for society, and if not, we could always extract whatever useful minerals and vitamins your bodies have and use the excess to feed the hungry in some 3rd world starving country. There is hope for you yet, so don't give up. We here at the HUMAN POTENTIAL MOVEMENT believe in you.

Neurotically Yours,
NightSpawn

SquaresHard responds:

go take your gay club elsewhere fag, this is NGs, THERES NO PLACE FOR HUMAN POTENTIAL! SO FUCK OFF NOOB!