possibly the worst flash ever
first off illwillpress' neuroticly yours seiries is one of the most recognized on newgrounds it has even spilled over into mainstream culture second "tom fulp speaks" thats just a lame computer program third tom is BRITISH he lives in england forth next time you want to make fun of a cartoon try not usinga set used BY SAID CARTOON
0 for you i hope tom himself personally blams this submission
....damn
....well most musicians do tend to favor a set amount of chords or keys or vocal stylings or what have you, some call it a comfort zone wheras others may refer to it as a style of there own. I've always liked AC/DC for their music mostly because it isnt bitchy, its about rock and women simple and sweet. I also like the band for their dedication, they havent changed to fit more modern music. I feel that illwillpress has found his nitche like any other creature, his own style or forte. Just like everyone that dislikes it greatly has made there own nitche of "blamming" it. It's like non-conformists (emo's, anarchists, what have you) think they're original, but by not conforming, they have conformed. Illwillpress has conformed by not conforming. But, you think that by not liking him you won't conform or help but in fact you've conformed to the haters. And if anyone is a talentless hack it is the man that stands to gain from others works who did not help. The preverbial "parasite". And in blamming or hating or even making this flash, you have created a buzz of sorts, and to say illwillpress is a talentless hack meens you must've seen his videos, i bet you've seen them all, much like the critics couldnt get enough of...i dont know Ben Afleck movies. Or Howard Stern, it's shown people who hate his radio or tv show watch or listen to it nearly three times as much, often more.
Yes, I watch his movies. I watch them to see how much worse he gets by the day. Sorry for not supporting people who abuse Newgrounds so they can whore their merchandise.
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Are you f*cking serious, Bro? Let me try to explain to you what you did here. Let's say, for some reason, I don't like Angus Young ( AC/DC guitarist ), and accuse him only having 3 cords in his arsinal and just mindlessly banging out music. ( I Love AC/DC, by the way)
I would never chose to spout my disliking of him by picking up a quitar and strumming it with no clue how to play it, while singing in my off key voice, a song about it.
That's kinda' what you did here.
Except I know how to use Flash.
Your no better than him.
If youv'e gotten to the point that you made a crappy flash video in under an hour just for the sake of telling people what YOU think about an internet related topic. Then you need to get a life. It's the internet if you let people on the internet bother you then you shouldn't be on it, you will never meet any of the people hate on the internet. It's sad thought because you think your better than him but your actually a lot worse. I agree with somethings though, even though I do enjoy IllwillPress. For example: A lot of people are lured in by the character known as "Germaine" and by foamy ranting all the time he becomes an annoyance. Foamy almost seems EMO now because he rants and comaplins about everything, I don't think thats wrong because sometimes you need to speak up as you have. I just think in modern day society you both look stupid. The original foamy was good the new stuff sucks (Except some jokes). Oh yeah and for the record if your gonna speak up to tell someone off you might want to do it in a more sensable manner besides sitting at home, making a crappy flash video with a retarded computerized Clock voice, and taking no time to actually think about the whole picture.
I've thought about the whole picture for years. Thanks for wasting your time reviewing my movie.
Ok point, but went too far
I think everyone would agree that when it comes to illwillpress's flash animations they are quite basic when it comes to backgrounds, characters and so on but his animations arent actually about graphics, the only reason he is creating them is to share his point to people in a slightly less than fassionable way.
He uses his own voice and modifies it so people like you wont recognise his voice out in public and try to bash the shit out of him ;P plus, have you heard a squirrel actually make sounds? theyre kind of like that... his original animation was just playing around with a squirrel character and he followed through with it
If you didnt notice illwillpress doesnt give two shits about newgrounds, its just another way to exploit his animations to his common audience. He doesnt give a shit about animation, and i think he said something along those lines in one of his fanmail episodes.
The animation that you ripped of he made as a spur of the moment thing because of the events that happened at that particular point in time, he wanted to get his point accross quick so it might make the slightest of differences in what might happen in that area.
Your animation on the otherhand is complete shit all because you want to get your invalid point accross that gets you nowhere, your animating skills are most likely 50 times worse than his so fuck off you dumb shit, go chew on your own ass or something
Its most likely more productive than the shit that you just made.
This review blows.