Some of your best work, IMO
CastleVania and How to Draw Anime Chicks were funny, and this is just insane. Blarg, I loved it. Kinda predictable (and not just because *retard voice* "we've heard it from our mothers" *end retard voice*, but I mean in the way you portrayed the story. Still, that was good, good use of music as well, and I liked the ending best. Nice spatter work, by the way. And to a previous reviewer, your english sucks, and so does your taste.