Hilarious
I haven't laughed like this in a long time... You perfectly captured the epitome of Metal Gear humor without drifting from the subject matter. You have to make a sequel! Pleease!
And by the way, don't worry about others hating your movie because it's number one. That's been going on for a long time. Whenever something besides Prowlies by the River or Littlefoot gets at 1, a bunch of morons go insane and start voting zero. Sad, huh?