'STOP FUCKING CALLING!'
no, really it IS awesome. Really random and funny. Totally sums up the beginning of mgs. well... excluding jesus.
And even the guy's reactions to the snow where what happened when people played it first time on playstation. And everyone must've yelled at the codec for repeatedly telling you stupid pointless stuff like 'to climb a ladder, walks into it and press the action button. you know, like for every other action in the game'