Ultra-Super-Mega-wOOt
It's "Batman! Superman! Look at me go, look at me go" all over again!
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground.
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade,
and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade.
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
but he didn't expect to get blocked by Shaq,
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day.
Chorus:
This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see.
Only one will survive I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime,
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.
Then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back,
and Batman was injured and trying to get steady,
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
when suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped-
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it, and he shot and he missed,
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault,
while Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge: (chanted)
Angels sang out, in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground writhing in pain
as Batman turned back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White,
and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie,
Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader,
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan,
all came out of no where lightning fast,
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw,
with civilians looking on in total awe.
The fight raged on for a century.
Many lives were claimed but eventually
the champion stood -- the rest saw their better:
Mr Rogers in a blood stained sweater.
(Repeat Chorus