Funny as hell
God that was funny. Heres the lyrics for anyone who wishes for them:
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground .
When suddenly Batman Burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade.
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn’t expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O’Neil
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an Ak-47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets
and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day.
This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
as far the eye can see,
and only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jakie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun, which he just couldn’t find
’Cause Batman stole it, and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by Care Bear stare
This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
as far the eye can see,
and only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Angels sang out... In immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones
into the crotch... of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain
as batman changed back… into Bruce Wayne…
but Chuck saw through… his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman’s head... in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight
Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminater
Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman
every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock
Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kick Chuck Norris in his Cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood—
the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
as far the eye can see,
and only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown
(This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown
(This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!