OMFG. O_O"
This made me laugh SOOOO f'ing hard. =D
I liked the part with Chuck Norris most though:
"Angels sung, in an immaculate chorus;
down from the heavens, decsended Chuck Norris,
delivering a kick, which could shatter bones,
into the crotch, of Indiana Jones."
Then he crushes Batman's head in between his thighs; that made me laugh untill my spleen burst... x_x