Beautiful!
It drove me to lengths unspoken! This flash has renewed my sense of self-worth and at the same time has reaffirmed my belief in the power of the second letter of the alphabet. If 'B' were to become known worldwide, I have a strong belief that 'B' would surely replace God as the overlordly omnicient master of the universe. I have already made plans to make a blood oath to 'B' and have begun to break ties with family and friends so I can spend more time with 'B' and spread word of it. Blessed is the 'B' and he who follows it's crimson beacon. I had a dream the other night. In that dream, 'B' approached me in a silvery field of wheat and told me that the key to eternal happiness was to follow 'B' to the ends of the Earth, to serve 'B' and to uphold the wisdom and valor of 'B'. I sometimes wish I could be with 'B', but I know that someday my time will come, and I shall dwell with 'B' for eternity. If I could, I would carve a little piece off of 'B' and wear it as a hat for all eternity. And lastly, B.