B changed my life
My husband was cheating on me, And I used my B-noculars to spy on him, and I saw the other woman and I hit her with a B.
Also, I had trouble zipping up my pants fly after I had masturbated into a package of socks at walmart, and some hot girls were RIGHT about to walk by and my bon3r was out, right? But B saved me again by throwing me a new pair of pants, which I slipped on.