Very Well Done
I saw many great insults come out of this.
I don't know if this was th ere though, but bum-sex craving would be good for an adjective.
Or anal sex or however you wish to call it, but great job nonetheless.
However, it needs music. Adding a simple music box
ex.
[1 2 3 stop] with 3 songs and one that just stops them would be very nice.
Insult your friends while listening to good tunes.
Can't wait for an update/better version.