Pretty kick ass; got the lyrics here
That's a pretty sick song right there... I transcribbed the lyrics. Don't know what the third line said though. :(
Once upon a time,
on the internet there was a guy
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They called him Eric Bauman
he was a total asshole and nobody knows why.
He travelled all around, on the pulse of each phenomonon,
From SomethingAwful on to Fark, with his trusty watermark
He stole and stuck it all upon ebaumsworld dot com
It wasn't fair to those from who he stole
But did he care? No not one bit
And then he had the nads to sell some ads
What a piece of shit! Oh Eric.
Eric's quite a slut, other people's work has made him rich,
He hired some male prostitutes, dressed them up in three piece suits
His greatful team of lawyers made the Internet his bitch.
'Till Lowtax came along, punched him in the face and banged his mom,
And Mr. Bauman quite disgraced, had his dumb website erased
Well sadly that's a lie, there's still an ebaumsworld dot com.
But if we all join hands and sing this song
then our call will reach the sky
and maybe Zeus and Thor will smite that whore
I think it's worth a try
Oh ebaumsworld is going down,
We gotta rise up from the underground
and tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
about how stealing simply isn't cool
So right now we're making that our mission
and if the bastard doesn't listen
We'll get sick of being lawful
and brand his ass with SomethingAwful
