Catchy tune
The song was great with thge flah and i also like to say ebaums is a bum who cant make flash or does he? that cheap stealing bastard and if ebaums were viewing this flash rite now he'll get humiliated and i really want to know if he does make flash?
My first Review
Hi, ive been watching stuff on Newgrounds for a LONG time now, and after watching this and reading the reviews, i desided i would finnally become member.
I was a fan of ebaums world, untill now, after watching this i deleted it from my favorites list and dont plan going back.
Stealing isnt right, its just plain wrong, -ive never had anything really stolen from me before but i could imagine it doesnt feel nice, this jerk shouldnt be allowed to get away with this, and it sucks very hard that he is, kinda sad and pathetic what people will do for money, not trying to earn it the right way.
But luckily thanks to the laws of the universe, - what goes around, comes around.
He will get whats coming to him one day, and when it does, i hope no one bothers to try and help him.
Catchy tune
The song was funny. Very well written. Personally, I like ebaums world. I've never had anything stolen from me of course. Probly because I'm so unartistic that anything I make would be blamed in 5 seconds
Everyone!
everyone, from flash artists to Actionscript dudes to cc+ programmers to hackers*, we must ruin eBaum and kick his work-stealing ass!
*you especially
The lyrics; as written by me listening to this.
once upon a time on the internet there was a guy a very deeply flawed man they called him eric bauman he was a total asshole and nobody knows why he travelled all around on the pulse of each phenomena from something awful on to the park with his trusty watermark he stole and stuck it on the pond ebaums world dot com it wasn't fair to those from who he stole but did he care no not one bit and then he had amassed to sell some ads what a piece of shit oh eric eric's quite a slut other people's work has made him rich he hired some male prostitutes to dress them up in 3 piece suits and his faithful team of lawyers made the internet his bitch til lowtides came along punched him in the face and banged his mom and mr. baum who's quite disgraced had his dumb website erased well sadly that's a lie there's still an ebaums world dot com but if we all join hands and sing this song then our call will reach the sky and maybe Zeus and Thor might smite that whore I think it's worth a try oh ebaums world is goin' down we're gonna rise up from the underground and tell eric bauman a thing or two about how stealing simply isn't cool so right now we're making that our mission and if the bastard doesn't listen we'll get sick of being lawful and brand his ass with something awful
Feel free to make revisions where neccessary. The lyrics aren't 100% accurate since I wrote them by ear; by listening to the toon again and again. Spread the word. About Ebaums world; not how I wrote the lyrics fools. Sheesh.
The lyrics; as written by Neil
once upon time
on the Internet there was a guy
a very deepy flawed man
they called him Eric Bauman
he was a total asshole
and nobody knows why
he traveled all around
on the pulse of each phenomenon
from Something Awful on to Fark
with his trusty watermark
he stole and stuck it all upon
Ebaumsworld.com
it wasn't fair
to those from whom he stole
but did he care?
no not one bit
and then he had the nads
to sell some ads
what a piece of shit
oh, Eric
Eric's quite a slut
other people's work has made him rich
he hired some male prostitutes
dressed them up three-piece suits
his faithful team of lawyers
made the Internet his bitch
'til Lowtax came along
punched him in the face and banged his mom
and Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,
had his dumb website erased
well, sadly that's a lie,
there's still an Ebaumsworld.com
but if we all join hands
and sing this song
then our call will reach the sky
and maybe Zeus and Thor
will smite that whore
I think it's worth a try
Ebaumsworld is going down
we gotta rise up from the underground
and tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
bout how stealing simply isn't cool
so right now we're making that our mission
and if that bastard doesn't listen
we'll get sick of being lawful
and brand his ass with "SOMETHING AWFUL"