Soviet-Blockhead
This was pretty good, I must say, despite all the usual anal retentives nitpicking it to death because they don't "get" the fact that poitless humour is funny BECAUSE it is pointless. Duh. Lol.
Now, as for this submission, it HAS to get 8 for humour.....being so pointlessly funny, even I can't understand it all.
7 for style and sound(graphics too), because it reminds me a bit of ATHF on Adult Swim on Cartoon Network.
7 for violence, but it's more for the comedic violence than what one might call TRUE gory violence.
8 overall, becuase it's damn good for an amateur attempt(we're not company men yet, are we?:) )....plus, I never give out 10's. I mean, what is so perfect that it merits a perfect score? Maybe if god submitted something, I guess.
Now for the blam-views, where I bash the idiots/fuckos/morons who don't review the flash with actual skill and finesse, but with the language skills of a 4 yr old, and IQ to match:
What the fuck... November 1, 2005
Reviewed by: Rytiko Overall Score: 3
"I have to say, people are easily amused. This is dumb comedy to an extreme... Adn what the hell is with the tongs? I've watched the entire series souly so I could give you a proper review for all of them... and as you can see, my review isn't high. Dumb comedy only gets you so far. "
-First off, this dude actually wrote a good long review with almost no grammatical errors, so kudos to that. But not understanding that Blockhead is insane/dumb, and therefore gives out stuff other than candy on the wrong day must be past this guy's "intelligence".
That, or this dude forget to get a sense of humiliarity understanding from the maker when he was born. Either way.......Blam!
THIS WAS NOT GOOD November 1, 2005
Reviewed by: polostick058 Overall Score: 4
"THIS was garbage this movie sucks ass"
-This has to be one of the BEST examples of how NOT to write a poignant and thoughtful review.....even a negative one. One sentence, no complex words, and nothing about what he/she didn't like about the flash. NEXT!
Inclosing, I give this film 4/5 vote, and 7-8 ratings all throughout. Good shit, man.
Tabitha123
Ta-BEE 1.2.3.
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