Reviews for Rest In Peace, IWP.

[Trunks]

ahem

lemme clear this issue up!!!
The rumor of illwillpress or jonathon mathers dying IS NOT TRUE!!
Look on his site. he says he is alive and kicking.
this was started when the following events occured:

1 A construction worker by the name of Jonathan Mathers who lived in connecticut died when a train hit his car.
2 faggots like you thought it would be funny to show that as proof for illwillpress dying.
3 everyone found out because three of the rumors started thought illwill lived in connecticut, texas, and some other state. he lives in mid-state New York.
4 I went around trying to write reviews telling how wrong this is.
5 now im writing this.

xtil responds:

alive or dead, you can always keep jacking off to germaine. so why complain?

[suicidal-masks]

Duh

Go to the ill will press webstie and look at the ticker on the bottom of the screen. Hes not dead you morons! Do alittle research before youstart saying a bunch of crap!

xtil responds:

i'm making a little joke buddy

[sparkyV6]

goddamn

even if it was true you dont have to make it so fucking sensationalistic. consider writing for a tabloid.

xtil responds:

consider getting assfucked

[Sword-Mage]

Ok let's get some things cleared out.

1: He is not Dead
2: The rest of these movies make unnesscessary room taken up in Ng.
3: I'll admit it, Foamy is cool, but there are other authers. Just find something new. Alot of people were saying his movie ideas were getting old. So, some people are happy.
4:If A new movie comes out, everyone will hate you, go to your house and stab you once in the leg, twice where you fart, and thrice in the heart.
5: I don't hate IllWillPress, but I'm not a crazy addict who sits at the computer 24/7 waiting for more Foamy.
6: You got this news from Google. A search engine is NOT a place you can entirely trust. The Internet was not created for people to wait and watch for Something half the people in the world should be watching becuase it involved swearing and you will burn in hell if you do.
7: Even if it is true, DON'T MAKE IT SO FREAKIN' DEPRESSING!! THE ONLY TIME THAT'S FUNNY IS WITH A COMIC RELIEF!!!GOD!!
8: Foamy is not life, he is merely a cartoon squirel with a questionable vocabulary. Get a life, Get a job, Get outside, Breath fresh air, AND LIVE LIFE LIKE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LIVE IT!!!! God did not create you so you can just watch Foamy all the time. If Foamy didn't exist, 10% more people would have jobs. So why don't you go outside and quit spreading lies about people who made you think you didn't need a job.

xtil responds:

tldr

[Seiphers-Yoshi]

Oh god, not another one.

As far as I'm concerned, the death of IllWillPress is a big hoax that every uninformed person is believing as truth.

Now, pretending for a moment that he is actually dead, it really pisses me off that there are countless idiots out there who are making flashes about this issue like he was their best friend or something. Get over yourselves already.

xtil responds:

he is my best friend in the whole world and there's nothing you can do about it stop being jealous ok