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Reviews for "Farewell Illwillpress"

Good one

Well, we've established that he's not dead. BUT, whether you think he's dead, or you're tring to make us think he's dead, why did it say 1977-2005?
It's been 2006 for a while now. Smoooth.

Also, Illwillpress is seldom funny, in my opinion.

tcygvbjh responds:

This movie was made back in 2005, check the date. And yes, Illwillpress sucks balls.

LOOK AT THE NEWS MORE OFTEN

Look at it

tcygvbjh responds:

eat dick

Actually...

Actually the guys not dead so cheer up! hehehe it was kind of funny though, at leats now if the guy from illwillpress sees this he'll know how much he'd be missed if he did die!

tcygvbjh responds:

jjj

UMMMMMMMM WTH?

ummmmmm if he's dead, then how can he still be releasing new cartoons every two weeks on illwillpress dot com

tcygvbjh responds:

Thanks! Glad you liked it!

well....

i admit this was stupid. but the previous reviewer overreacted.

i think u should get your facts right before u make flash.

tcygvbjh responds:

Alright, so I was gonna stay in a girl's dorm room and have a nice night of hot sex, but of course, she told me I had to fuck her roommate first. Her roommate weighed 500 pounds, so I fucked her, and then got out my water gun and squirt it in her cunt to make her think I came. I was tired from just trying to get it in, but you know, I really wanted to have sex with the sexy girl.

Well, that is until she pulled my pants down and bit my dick off. I moaned with pleasure, even though it hurt like hell.

Then I told her I wanted to put it in her, and she ripped my $70 shirt off and told me "How about I put it in you?" and before I knew it, she flipped me over, ripped her own panties off, and shoved her dick in my ass.

After that, she crapped all over my face, and threw me out of the room. I had girls looking at me in the hallway and some even laughed. One of them even tried to call the cops, so of course, I had to run like hell back to my dorm, and wash off.