Great
You proved us how life is futile and pointless, and now my day is permanently ruined. You would make Maddox proud. There is at least some consolation in the fact that when the worldwide economic depression strikes, and the couple would have no means of provisioning themselves, so they would have no other choice but to donate themselves to the food market to feed the needy children and hobos in the overcrowded park, which is teeming with hungry crowds waiting for their daily rations that shall never come, and will invariably succeed in preventing them ripping each other apart for at least a few hours. Folks - remember to buy boards to nail your windows and doors and a nice (preferably double barreled) pump shotgun for your inevitable sallies out of the house to find corpses to eat, likely human, since being the most overbearing and common species on the planet, they shouldn't be too difficult to find (either that or rats, which would you rather prefer? There are too many fat people around the country anyway). Ha ha.