Tord, you're never gonna get this, but I'm sorry for what happened to you.
Reviews for "Badekaret til Pelle"
good animation tord i know you dissapear on internet but dont worry he will be hiding
So I translated the Norwegian lyrics into English.
Had a good laugh... And I am also composing the instrumental cover right now.
That's right, I'm gonna cover this silly ass song..!
This is the story of Pelle's bathtub!
Do not bathe in Pelle's bathtub.
"Why not?", you ask. Well, let me tell you:
The bathtub is a pure death trap,
(so?) Stay away from Pelle's bathtub.
Bathing in it is a tremendous risk, because it is full of deadly fish.
In the bath there is a shark and a piraja
and a ninja fish that says "haya".
A fish gives you big suppositories,
while another puts on overly strong glasses.
One has a knife and stabs you repeatedly,
while another sings on DDE songs.
A fish smells like fifty-year-old bus driver,
another reads aloud from old See & Hear.
Pelle's bathtub isn't for wimps.
It's full of sick, murderous haddocks.
The bath water is called, you may be freezing.
No, this bathtub isn't for wimps.
Fish that will feed and torture you
with imitations of Kristian Valen, huffameg.
In addition, the bath water is quite stupid,
there is light milk from 1995 and Coke Light,
as well as a touch of mustard, mayonnaise and poop.
Dressing too, yes, a dash!
Gasoline, piss (I think), coffee, tomato juice and cod liver oil,
rotten eggs, rotten cabbage and rotten banana.
The bath water is probably a little miserable,
maybe a little more than necessary.
The bathtub for Pelle, oh baby... etc.
The bathtub of Pelle, uiuu...
The crocodile in the tub is quite huge,
and on top of it there is a lion and a tiger.
Next to the collar of the bathrobe
stands a serial killer with automatic weapons(? "outomat weapon", hehe.)
The shower head is an illustrious snake.
Under the tub there are bombs, large and numerous,
but I have not yet said what the worst thing is:
Your mother washes her underwear there!
The bathtub for Pelle, oh baby. etc.
Fucking genius.
TUSEN TAKK!
KalashniCola, I am following you..!
... Er... even though you're basically dead.
Sorry for what they've done.
Regardless, nice video.
I'm ready for my norvegian lesson, thanks Tord
dette er veldig bra gratulerer tord