Wow....
You have SO many good points about video games in this its FUNNY. good work indeed. Why does it always have to be the same scenario in metroid? "I'm about ready to beat SOME ASS!!! Yeah! I'll blow all my enemies away!!! Ahahaha--*trip on rock*--Oh god-No! not my power-ups!!!! NOOOOO!!!! But I had to beat all of the previous games to get them bahahackk......." Then you have to find your weapons while you start a your mission on yet another Metroid game were you've lost all of your powerups. :(