Oh come on...
I suppose the mysterious half-naked girl is supposed to... grab the viewers attention. Of course, we all find half-naked girl battling some weird...scary monster guy...entising, right? But enough about that, how 'bout that beautiful voice acting, eh? Oh and the dialogue...c'mon! "Oh i'm a spanish dude...and...i'm a cop...yay!" That hasn't been used...ever...in the entire history of everything. Now let's get to the sub-characters shall we. The first sub-character that caught my eye was the guy wearing an eyepatch. But that makes him cool right? And the best pat was...his name! Wolf! Now there's a well developed character. I mean, there has to be someone stupid enough in this world to name his or her child Wolf right? Why not name him Coyote or Wallaby huh? I mean, how original does it get man? I mean, i'm even sure there was stupid enought to nickname himself Wolf. Am I right?? And how 'bout that ending?! We got some guy coming home to find some sort of artifact left by his dying father. And, get this, he calls the artifact..."daddy". Apparently he has some sort of psychological disorder because it was quite obvious when the dad stopped speaking THAT HE WAS DEAD!
Now I'm not saying this movie was crap...well actually...that is what i'm saying. Unoriginal plot, poor voice acting and an attempt to entice just goes over the limit. This movie gets an E from me. Graphics aren't the only thing that makes a movie people.