Truer words have not been spoken.
Alex bro, I know how you feel. Luckily, the last few times I've been in public bathrooms there was nobody to bug me. I'm not too fond of urinals myself because of the lack of privacy sometimes. You should have also noted how the urine can sprinkle back at you if you don't aim carefully (hell, it still does sometimes). This goes down as one of my favorites. I look foward to your future submissions.
BTW, I'm not sure if it is the laptop I'm using, but it was kinda hard to hear. In fact the last few things I were listening too were hard to hear, maybe it is this computer. Eh, I had the sound rating at 7, but I decided for 8.