Lol, quite funny...but...
you missed two very important things! first off, as i myself am quite tall (6foot) there are always the urinals that are a little bit too short, and you find yourself half above, and half below the top of it. Also, im some bathrooms, they have, belive it or not, deoderant, hand lotion, and shaving cream, in a little basket by the sink...i mean come on...who the hell has need for hand cream while doin their buisness....thats better left for the privacy of ur own home...
Nonetheless very enjoyable...keep it up :P