this is funny.
But, did you know your voice sounds a bit like Trey Parkers?
Reviews for "A Men's Room Monologue"
really imformative
I gotta remember this stuff the next time i go to a public bathroom
I have a big willy
I just was reading the reviews for your Smell Check cartoon, and the reviewers were raving about this one, so I thought I'd come check it out. Not bad, you've researched the subject well and you've pretty much said what all men are thinking about the whole public men's room experience.
You know, there are two reasons why I never use a urinal.
1. The little guy gets shy when he's being watched so nothing comes out... I had this problem once when I was travelling through the United States... I went into a washroom and stood in line to use the urinal... when it was finally my turn, my teeth were floating, but nothing came out. I wanted to use the stall, but the lineup for the stall was even longer, and there was only one, and there was a long queue of guys behind me, and I didn't wanna piss them off (pun intended), so I went back into the car and requested another pee break shortly thereafter, and my parents thought I had a bladder the size of a, um... what's smaller than a raisin?
2. If something does come out, I don't dare zip up afterwards because even when you think you're done, there's always just a little bit more. And you can shake the little guy all you want, there's still gonna be a little bit of pee clinging to the tip that just has to be wiped off with toilet paper. And urinals don't come with toilet paper.
I'm not at all offended by stalltalkers or stallcelltalkers (or whatever you called them). It's a free country, let them talk.
And I think it's great when guys take their daughters into the bathroom - it gives me a chance to "expose myself" without any fear of being arrested for it. But then, I usually use the stall, as I stated earlier.
I also like those blow dryers better than paper towels. Let's face it, any men's room that still uses paper towels will usually have crumpled up wads of damp paper towels thrown all over the place.
Men are pigs.
No, the worst public men's room villains are the ones who simply do not or cannot aim. I'm a student at Mohawk College and the men's room there has this one stall where every time I go in there, it looks like the guy before me peed everywhere except in the toilet. The college offers so many courses, perhaps it should add one for urine aiming.
I'd like to suggest that if you happen to have a friend in the bathroom with you, and they have one of those sinks with the push button control, you can get your friend to push the button for you while you hold your hands under the sink, and then you can return the favour for him when he washes his hands. Unless maybe that seems just a little bit too gay for you.
Well, this book is probably long enough, so I'll sign off now... feel free to use any part of my review in your next toon.
True Man
Wow this is all trueeeeee.....great job keep it up .......lol..
Enjoyable
Beyond enjoyable... I couldn't help but smile and laugh as each scene triggered countless memories.