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Reviews for "A Men's Room Monologue"

Great flash, and so true.

I hate those damn crowders at the urinals, the blowing hand dryers, and the push-button sinks! One suggestion, I think you should have said something about how people never wash their hands before opening the door, and how in some places the door handle never gets cleaned. I've seen tons of door handles with all kinds of mold growing on them... And with no paper towels there, you've either gotta use your shirt, just stick your hand on that mess, or wait until someone else comes in so you can escape. Damn unsanitary bastards...

Keep up the great work, I hope to see more flash from you in the future!

lol

sooooooooo funy but soooooooooooooooooo true

pmsl!!!

i loved the part with he old man with a straw *slap* puff* puff*slap*

absolutely

would have been perfect if you had added a part about bar restrooms. The Drunks always want to touch you while your at the urinal and carry on a conversation with you that you know if you disagree on don't agree emphatically will end in him trying to hit you with a fist, possibly missing, but hitting you with urine instead.

Incredibly Accurate

That was the most accurate portrayal of a mens room ever, although whats even worse is when all the urinals and stalls are closed, except one childs sized urinal...