So funny, and so true!
I hate those automatic toilets SO bad! At my old job at a furniture store, everytime i used the bathroom (#2), i had to stay in the same spot. If i moved a tiny bit left, or a tiny bit right, it flushed. But there IS a solution! I put a piece of toilet paper over the sensor to prevent it from flushing. Plus if you are in a sick mood (like i am sometimes), you can leave a HUGE dump, and leave the toilet paper so all can admire your hard work :)
To the flash: Graphics were great, i loved the humor, sound was good. And the style, man if style was a bunch of shit, the toilet would overflow (very sorry bout that!) Very great monologue!