You're a genius!
That's hysterical! Oh my word! You forgot a few things though. In my school, there is a bathroom stall WITHOUT ANY DOOR. And, it's the only toilet bowl there. It's also on the complete opposite side of the building.
Then there are times when there's NO SOAP!
and then there are the bathrooms like in middle school that are missing huge pieces of the ceiling.
and then there's the bathrooms like at this concert I once went to which had a wide open front door which the girls had to pass by to get to the ladies room (which was always a party, as you said).
You ROCK!