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Reviews for "A Men's Room Monologue"

Great

I thought that I was alone with some of the issues in this movie ... now I know...

A fine, fine educational film for the ladies...

And simply a great comedy of errors for us men. Congrats on winning a spot in the top 5 flashes of April 2005, BTW! Now, on to the monologue:

Urinals... based on the tree... ha ha ha... Ahhhh yes, the wonders of the urinal. You've done a great job of pointing out the various forms of urinal and urinal "shelter" and urinal neighbors and which situation is preferable. I am happy to say I've never personally met a conversationalist. But yes, the cell-in-a-stall talkers are the worst.

OH NOE... TEH STALL. It's so true... so true... the doors... the locks are always weak as hell, the doors open inwards, and the wide crack between the doors and the walls... Hilarity. Yet... painful memories. I am fortunate to have a 98% lifetime ratio of number 1 to number 2 in public restrooms. And that is the only real solution to the insanity of the situation. AVOID HAVING TO RESORT TO NUMBER 2 IN PUBLIC. NEVER! NEVER AGAIN!

Finally, the sink monologue part was funny and all... but in some ways, I think it was the ONE weak point of the flash. You skipped right from the difficulties one encounters with the faucets... to the paper towels or the air dryer... WHAT ABOUT THE SOAP?! Man, you didn't mention the soap dispensers. There are so many issues... From crudded up levers you have to push to get any soap to come out to begin with... to bathrooms with ALL OF THEM EMPTY to... well... the most thin, watery, and ineffective liquid soaps on the planet. That's the only thing lacking herein. Great job otherwise!

wow know I know how it works

I think this is a very good flash about the humor and survival guide to the mens room but I think the floor urnal is good

hysterical

it's so funny because its all true

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So true!