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Reviews for "A Men's Room Monologue"

you should try my schools batrooms for material

They only have 2 urinals a piece, the stalls dont have doors(for smoking and drug reasons... so they say), the faucets have one knob that could be used as an emergency ice maker, and they have these damn paper towel despensers that give you a 4"x5" piece of paper at a time so you have to pull down like 8 pieces for a decent dry and most of them are rusty so you have to venture in to get a 2nd towel. I once got more winded from doing this than the daily 5 laps in a gym that has 2 full size basket ball courts.

Amen, brother!

Too frakking true of today's public human waste disposal facilities. At least we don't have automated bidets.

So true.

What can I say?

all true

the things that he mentions are all true. my friend said that his schools bathrooms are 50 years old. after whatching the vid i no longer use public restrroms

yeh, whats up with those gay hand dryers!!!

wow you gave every possible why reason the mens bathroom suck ass.
whats with the hand dryers they never dry as you siad, at my school we have a really cheap one and all i can see when i see kids coming out of the washroom is them rubbing there hands on there pants. lol 10/10 5/5 4/4 etc etc....