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Reviews for "A Men's Room Monologue"

HILLARIOUS

THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!! It is so true!!!

Very well done

Hilarious!
This is all so true and funny, the graphics werent half bad either.
I hope to see more from you.

The urinals that hit the floor...

...are so you can pee against the back and it runs down to the drain. The problem is backsplash. I've never aimed down and peed near my feet. My shoes are too important to get any whiz on them. lol

As for cutting your hand on the toilet paper dispensers, never happens. The worst part is when the toilet paper doesn't hang out then you have to cram your hand up there and try to find the end piece.

Otherwise you're on the nose :) And I hate people that try to spark a conversation when you're peeing. Like they don't have their own friends to talk to. Leave me alone! Can't you see I'm freakin' peeing over here?! It's hard enough to concentrate without you babbling! I might miss and hit the person next to me!

LOL

woot woot

lol so true especially the one where hes breathing down ur neck i punched a guy for that once lol

so very true

10\10 this man knows what hes talking about when it comes to restrooms