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Reviews for "A Men's Room Monologue"

Very true!

That was really funny.

But sometimes...
When you walk into a stall, there's this lone "log" floationg in the bowl. Your horrified. But at the same time ,your thinking, not a trace of toilet paper in the bowl... DUN DUN DUN!!! The last person to use this bowl, didn't wipe...

About the air blower's, yeah, they suck.
Also, when i use a public bathroom that has others in there at the same time. About 75% of the people don't was there hands. I'm like omfg! They touched the freaking door handle! That's when you usually realize, F@!k!!! No paper towel dispenser!!!(to use to open the door)

Agian, furry hilarious and trueful. XD

U NAILED IT

ROTFLMAO

very funny dude

true true true!

EXCELLENT!

Says what weve been thinking all these YEARS!

I saw this on his site!

I saw this video before it got to newgrounds. When it got here I was like "SWEET!" My friend showed it to me. He has a womans room monologue too. I managed to sneak into the girls bathroom at my school once and it wasnt true then. But it was alot nicer than the boys bathroom. They even have the NORMAL sinks! I didnt check in the stalls tho. I just went past that 1 wall they make so you cant see inside. Anyways, Alex, you really need to get this out there. Maybe you should convert it to an AVI and then put it onto a disc and send it to President Elect Obama (president elect means president-to-be). Also tell him about newgrounds so he can see all the people saying how true it is and how the bathrooms really need to change. Think about it! You could be the start of a new revolution! You created a weapon and an army that can destroy 2/3's of the toilet industry, excluding the ones that use NORMAL toilets. But the one thing is that the Red Eye Toilets are alot more anti germs cuz you dont have to touch a handle that everyone else does. But still, this is a MAJOR Political Weapon that has created an army with you as its leader! This has major potential and so do you!! Think about it! Next time you can do an New York Airport Monologue! Every airport I have been to is completely clean, especially in the bathrooms except for places like JFK! Anyway, your a political mastermind that could make it ALOT easier for people to do there buisness.

PS: Ur my favorite Newgrounds member besides The Swain's Blockhead. You also made a good video with out cursing!

one of my favorite submissions on newgrounds

So true and so hilarious.