My campus vs. your restroom in the story
My men's room features decent urinals (for the most part), normal stall toilets, sinks with normal faucets, and paper towels...but I NEVER, EVER use the automatic toilets in those bathrooms! They truly flush and splash your ass when you least expect it!
BTW, I also once had my college professor say something at the urinal next to me. Some evils of the men's room cannot be stopped.