Stand-Up Comedian Style!
Pretty wicked flash! "It's funny because it's true!"
One thing which I feel was missed out, performance anxiety syndrome. You know, when it gets really crowded and you just can't go!
And the way it always fills up in the same order, starting furthest from the door leaving as larger gaps as possible, wherever possible.
A not on hand dryers: Rub your hands while they're drying, it really works!