WOO! nice one dude!
Personally, this is a ten
I liked the idea
and a lot of this i have realized myself.
One thing you sort of left out are those god damn towl people. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEM? they feel obligated to touch you for some reason. They also bring up the stupidest conversation ideas. One of them started talking to me about knitting. What the hell would i know about knitting? anyway, good job buddy.