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absolute genious, amazing!
Reviews for "A Men's Room Monologue"
How funny!
As a man, i know that all of those things are true. the part that i hate the most in real life are the automatic sinks. sometimes you can't even find the spot to put your hands at. it takes a while. if you added a part when soap got squirted in your eye, (which happened to me just recently) and then you accedentally walk into the ladies' room to wash your eye out with water would make it alot funnier!
hahaha that was great
that was good it's all so true i try to avoid them as much as i can and i cant stand train station toilts as well i was taken a piss in one once and some cave man junky dude walks in and piss's all over the seet AHHHH
so true
but don't forget the sickos who feel it neccessary to smear their faeces all over the toilet seat or even the wall... i once walked into a stall to find somebody had written 'hi' in faeces on the wall.... and then when your done with the toilets they never even flush properly because some twat has blocked it up with millions of toilet paper that is wafer thin, and at the urinals you forgot the people who want to look at your thing while they urinate as if they want to compare sizes or something...
overall, pretty good, but your voice is really annoying and makes me want to stab myself, try making it a little less annoying...
That is so true.
I agree those hand dryers I swaire are forged by Lucifer himself to annoy us mortals. also I know from PERSNAL EXPERIANCE that the toilet
paper is sooo thin and comes on such a big roll that (UNLESS the TP had been on the holder for a while) it just rips off one sheet at a time. halfhour and 50 sheets later what you have is 1 WHOLE PLY, It's that thin.