heh. like the ending,
if this guy were in charge, i think the public bog would be a much nicer place. reminds me of a sean lock joke when he accidentaly uses the 'doe' toilet in the stag pub when he forgot that the male deer are 'bucks'. "not exactly what you need when you're busting for a piss is it? a quiz"
and i have found an air dryer that works, for the record. dyson airblade. THANKYOU!