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Reviews for "A Men's Room Monologue"

Completely true in every way.

This is the best flash movie ive seen in a long time. Everything you say is true in this flash. In my school we have the auto flush toilets and there is a classroom right beside the bathroom! So when im doing my business it randomly flushes and the class can hear it and they laugh. BUT THE REAL PROBLEM IS IS THAT THE TOILETS CONTINUSLEY DO THAT! The toilet will literally flush about 15secs after it just flushed. Anyways this is a solid 10/10

Yep

I Had A LOT In Common In This Video!

yea thanks for creating this

all of it was true. true....good one and that was all true..i like this vid!

you missed a bit

those blow dryers suck not only are your hands still wet but when you take a shit and flush the toilet a huge wave of shit particles fly in the air into your lungs, everywhere. So when you wash your hands your all clean now. BUT THEN YOU SEE THE BLOW DRYER AND SAND BLAST YOUR HANDS WITH THE AIR-BORN SHIT PARTICLES AND OH NO YOUR FILTHY AGAIIN!!!! they are totally useless, i recommend scouting the drying schematics and if there is a blow dryer then leave your present in the toilet. wash your hands and kick the door down. it is the only posible way for a food handler to be sanitary in such a situation but oh no how many times you see some one kick down a door for such reason???
how do you like me now green peace?! 9/10 for that missed bit

Fav'ed

I lol'ed throughout the whole vid. Hilarious!