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Reviews for "A Men's Room Monologue"

superb

that was amazing. however you neglected to mmention the grossness of public restrooms. like how everything in there is fucking wet and there is piss all over the toilet seat and how ppl sometimes forget to flush and leave a huge steamer in the bowl for you to look at

Awesome!!!!

Every single one of these complaints are true! My school has one of those jet powered driers and they do nothing. Next one maybe you should include about those floors that are all wet and slippery from pee. And the ones with the opaque windows that let all the cold in and make your butt stick to the toilet seat.

Awesome vid!

to true...

he forgot about the doors of the bath rooms you now like u gotta wonder if everyone washes their hands so u end up kicking the door instead of opening it up with your hands... or when their aren't any mirrors in the bathroom or its a piece of shiny, barley reflective metal. i dont know if this has happened to any one else but this one time i was using a bathroom in a small restaurant, and it was only made for 1 person, so i finish my business thank jebus, and a dude walks in and starts using the urinal, because thats all it had, was a urinal and a toilet, and the urinal happened to be right next to the door talk about an awkward exit.DX but wat was really weird was that the guy seemed to see me and for a second was shocked and then just took a piss???

so true!

this is sooooo true!! and i have used one of those "turbo" hand dryers before, but my family loves them because it is fun to watch your skin get all weird like that. but it is also true how even after pushing the button many times, your hands are still not dry! X(

yay

I've seen this one b-4 but it still makes me funny