use the woman one
i use the woman restrooms all the time, simply to rub my balls on the toilet seats because I know women put their vagina there.
Reviews for "A Men's Room Monologue"
So True
Right on!
LOVE IT
Very well put together, and entirely true. Well deserving of the 10 stars and 5 rating.
Stall Talkers are teh worst!
One time I was in a stall in the middle of 3 stalls, and teenagers ( Im 11) started talking about spiderman 3.
I was Dying
That made me laugh so hard I now have to shit my pants instead of going to the bathroom. The shit about the toilet paper is fucking hilarious.