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Reviews for "A Men's Room Monologue"

DUDE...

I have always noticed and hated every single one of the things in this flash. They are all true! We were all thinking it but now someone has finally said it.

You hit it on the head.

If I ever find the man who invented the push-sink, I will personally tear out his heart and force him to watch it stop beating.

Very entertaining and informative, but you could have made mention of guys who can't aim, guys who can't wash their hands, stalls with no doors, and let's not forget, guys who (despite the fact that modern toilets are based on a 230-year-old design) still haven't figured out how to flush.

I'd suggest you make a Women's Room Monologue, but the women's room is always perfectly clean, and some even have chairs. (Occasionally I sneak into the women's room, because I'm sick of the shitholes we have for bathrooms.)

Nicely done. I look forward to more.

pretty nice, it made me laugh

Especially the part in which the guy pees in front of a little girl. I work in a swimming pool, and sometimes I´ve had the experience of being naked in the changing room and then a man with his little daughter came in. He doesn´t care about it, and neither does the little girl, but I feel like a child abuser.
Great job

hmmm

Not bad, but if you were thinking of becoming a stand-up comidean you should just abandon your dreams right now.

you forgot sum things man!!

what about the types of mens bathrroms where they look like they havent been cleaned in months, and the ones where it looks like sum1's bowels exploded and sent pee and poo all over the bathroom. but other than that its a very nice, very true story.