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Reviews for "A Men's Room Monologue"

Should have been done a long time ago

Something like this should have come along a long, long time ago. You covered every major grievance that I have with the mens' bathrooms except for two things:

1. Why don't we get sofas and furniture at nice restaurants like some women bathrooms seem to have? (Or so I've been told)

2. What's with midget urinals? No one needs a urinal that is four feet tall. If Gary Coleman tries to use the urinal, he can just go to the stall for God's sake. There's no point in making mini-urinals.

And in closing....

HAND DRYERS SUCK!

~SoDamnLost

Too true!

Very funny and very true. I can't fault you on your material; the only thing I would suggest is changing the monolouge style. Instead of a guy talking into a mic, try to make it sound like you're up on a stage doing stand-up comedy. Nice work!

This is exactly how i feel

you couldve had the "pants down" pee'ers and the "fart sqeezers" in there too though.

I loved this so much

Omg this is sooo funny I loved it so much that I think it deserves front page. It's soo true every last bit even to the handryer and I'm not even a guy!

Friggin hillarious!

That has to be the funniest thing I have seen on here in a while. Just maybe work on the graphics a little next time. They were good but not to great compared to things that i've seen on here.