AWESOME
you forgot the people that look over at your dick, And alll are very true!!!
Reviews for "A Men's Room Monologue"
observational
you social commentary on men's toilet is very observational.
It is how it was (and is)...
I've experienced near all of what you've said...especially the whole standing in the toilet to close the stall door...I mean, I haven't actually done that, but it's just a really small space. Anyways, yeah, you forgot a few things, like the piss on the floor like that other guy said, or even the piss on the toilet seat...it's like they try to NOT pee in the toilet, or the no more toilet paper problem, but that's a common one. Anyways, good stuff and keep it up.
sooo true
dude that was so damn true .... sooo ....yeh ...um uh....... yeh thats about it lol .....
Bravo! but, you forgot some things
I can't believe you forgot the piss on the floor, and the "chocolate fudge" that you find inside most toilets. Since I go to high school, the men's rooms almost ALWAYS contain poop in the toilet, unlushed urine in the urinals and the toilets. Toilet paper hanging out of toilets, and often wet, on the floor (not wet from water, wet from piss). Oh, and there are actually plenty of paper towel dispensers for your hands, it's just that most of the time somone broke them, some tough guy who thinks he's funny. And, this is a good school, one of the best in California, out in the suburbs. Oh, and like I mentioned, the floor is always wet, the door handle is often wet too, and the mirror is often broken, with deformed metal framing caused by someone who broke the mirror and pulled the metal out. Oh, and one more thing, the "blade" never cuts my hands, it actually barely cuts the toilet paper.