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Reviews for "A Men's Room Monologue"

You're a genius!

That's hysterical! Oh my word! You forgot a few things though. In my school, there is a bathroom stall WITHOUT ANY DOOR. And, it's the only toilet bowl there. It's also on the complete opposite side of the building.

Then there are times when there's NO SOAP!

and then there are the bathrooms like in middle school that are missing huge pieces of the ceiling.

and then there's the bathrooms like at this concert I once went to which had a wide open front door which the girls had to pass by to get to the ladies room (which was always a party, as you said).

You ROCK!

funny

ITS ALL TRUE u should see my bathrooms at my school, the sinks are infrared thingys, u would have better luck watering your hands with the leftover water in the sink

Hilarious!

But you forgot to mention the toilets in the mens bathrooms at trashy bars that have no walls at all!

DAMN THAT WAS FUNNY

HSIWAF(HOLY SHIT I WAS FUNNY)

i agree wholy with you

i HATE public toilets. 1 becuz you never know if some jackass is gunna go" hey i think ill piss on the seat!" and your always in the dark so you dont know if its dry or piss soaked. 2 theres always at least one kid that stands outside the door trying to figure if someones in there or not!and will most of the time try and look under the door.3 and finally theres always some smart ass that thinks its funny to go into the stall and lock the door....on both.