I just cummed!!1
Although I am not attracted to women, Zelda turned me on (PEDOBARLIEKOMG!1). As I was jacking my penis, I imagined Granfaloon fondling my balls, and it feeled almost like it as my cat sucked on my penis. I felt great joy as my cum shot over my chair and out the window, and hit the neighbor. He has been collecting my cum for a while now, and has a big sloppy bucket of my man-jam. I surely do love a wonderful gay fuck. One time I succeded in sucking my own dick. It was a miracle, because i have a 12 inch dick (I hope this turns you on Granfaloon). I like to suck it regulary, and it feels good as my seamen trickles through my teeth and down my throat. I feel horny just thinking about it. I think i'm going to go jack off now.
OH YEAH! the movie was sexy, i jacked off and shot my cum at my cat, Mr. Whiskers.