Finally.
After much time of no new submissions in AYB Land, you finally break that silence with a flash so good, so amazing, that Fulp was like "Holy crap, let's put it on the front page."
I'm so glad there's finally an adition to the All your Base collection. And this is just... Amazing...
God. I love you.
Nonetheless, more on topic. For all you n00bs to AYB, learn your goddamn facts.
Zero Wing is a Sega Dreamcast (or Genesis) game, and the reason the grammar was so crappy, is because of the fact that games then were imported directly, without translation. So before anyone ran the Word Spellchecker, the game was already full blown in America. So, the translations, as said before, came out fucked up. I mean, it even happens when you do a translation directly from Spanish to English. It comes out somewhat screwed up. Unless, of course, you're using Google.
So.
'Zig' is the name of the ship that's used to help kill stuff. Y'know? The one to go get Cats. The evil guy. So they say "Move Zig," which means, basically "Move the ship."
Moving from movie review to game review;
The game's pretty good, and you can easily download it on most Sega emulators now. It's a sidescrolling shooter, and it's a lot harder than most. I mean, it's a Japanese game. They're uber 1337 over there.
Thank you, again, Too much spare Time, for making this. I love you.
Seriously.
Let me have your children.
No.
...
But really.