Just when you've think you've seen it all...
Nicely done! Anyone who thought that AYB was done and over is SORELY mistaken.
Reviews for "TmsT's Zero Wing Rhapsody"
TmsT responds:
Oh look! A horse! Oh wait, it's dead.
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GET THE WHIPS!!
Hmmm a stone!
Let's squeeze a li'l more blood out of it!
:D Hehehe. I agree with you there.
Well Now
i would like to thank you on behalf of all "All Your Base Fans" for creating this hilarious twist, it was a "very" well done rendition.
disapointing
Man, I really don't want to give such a low score for this. The graphics were awesome, everything fit together except for one thing: The lyrics.
The lyrics were awful. I know you were trying to use the exact lines from the original, but they just didn't fit. The repetitive lines didn't flow, were awkward, and were even strange.
Awful lyrics, but great parody and art.
TmsT responds:
Since you've taken the time to review, I might as well take the time to explain something to you that you missed, unlike the other 40,000 or so viewers.
"The repetitive lines didn't flow, were awkward, and were even strange."
This is what made the original Zero Wing intro so phenominally popular in the first place. The inane repetition, the clumsy, awkward broken-English phrases, the strange words.
I'm not sure whether I should feel reprimanded on behalf of whoever came up with those words all those years ago when Zer Wing was being (mis)translated, or if I should just smile and nod at your opinion... But thanks for reviewing anyway... I hope this clears up some of your confusion. Watch it again now, with new ears.
Finally.
After much time of no new submissions in AYB Land, you finally break that silence with a flash so good, so amazing, that Fulp was like "Holy crap, let's put it on the front page."
I'm so glad there's finally an adition to the All your Base collection. And this is just... Amazing...
God. I love you.
Nonetheless, more on topic. For all you n00bs to AYB, learn your goddamn facts.
Zero Wing is a Sega Dreamcast (or Genesis) game, and the reason the grammar was so crappy, is because of the fact that games then were imported directly, without translation. So before anyone ran the Word Spellchecker, the game was already full blown in America. So, the translations, as said before, came out fucked up. I mean, it even happens when you do a translation directly from Spanish to English. It comes out somewhat screwed up. Unless, of course, you're using Google.
So.
'Zig' is the name of the ship that's used to help kill stuff. Y'know? The one to go get Cats. The evil guy. So they say "Move Zig," which means, basically "Move the ship."
Moving from movie review to game review;
The game's pretty good, and you can easily download it on most Sega emulators now. It's a sidescrolling shooter, and it's a lot harder than most. I mean, it's a Japanese game. They're uber 1337 over there.
Thank you, again, Too much spare Time, for making this. I love you.
Seriously.
Let me have your children.
No.
...
But really.
TmsT responds:
I love you too. And by "you" I mean "you people"... >_> In a strictly non-biological way. =P
You know what you doing.
it is teh gud haxor
You are teh my hero mi brooooothar now i wil go and increes my recard in stracraft!!