"Oh, how did I die this time?
Hilarious. Absolutely sums up why I stopped reading the comics for a long time.
"After infiltrating Xavier's school as Xorn, you shot Emma, hopped yourself up on drugs, destroyed New York, and then we beat you up and Wolverine lopped off your head. Oh, and you killed Jean."
"It was actually Xorn's twin brother..."
The plots are so bad you don't even *need* to alter them for satire!