It's funny because it's true.
You are totally correct. I can never keep track of how m,any times those suckers die. Wolverine could be dying sixty-three times in the same comic book and I could say, "well, woopty-doo. He's dead again." Then someone else could say, "Maybe he'll stay dead this time." Then I could say, "Nah, he'll be back on his feet in no time." Those comic books make no sense at all.