Amazing.
This has got to be some of the most impressive use of Flash I have ever seen. Glad to hear you're planning on adding ways of actually making the buddy happy. He deserves at least that much. ;p
If there was ONE thing I would add to this game, it'd be support to be played offline. I don't care if it has to be set up with multiple files in subfolders (ala Madness Interactive), just PLEASE DO IT. It's by far the most amusing little time-waster I've ever seen, but needing to go to a specific link in IE each time I want to play it does wear on my nerves, even with a cable modem.