I'm gonna have a seizure from happiness!!!
If this game was real, I'd spend like...an hour just choosing which way I should kill Bush...A swarm of rubber balls travelling at velocities high enough to give you a small concussion? Or spontaeneous combustion? Ooooh! Or lightning! No! Flail!!! But I love fire...Or a some grenades set under a pile of bowling balls that flings them out like oversized shrapnel! That's awesome! Please make another!