Wonderful!
This could entertain me for hours! I loved it! I especially liked blowing/beating the crap outta Bush and how some of his comments were intentionally misspelled like "misunderestimated!" What I think would be fun is if you could add these things:
1. Various other firearms ranging from a simple pistol to a battleship cannon or something.
2. Some more things that could make the "buddy" happy. (I think normal buddy is cute in a strange sort of way.)
3. Video game character skins like Lara Croft and various characters from Mortal Kombat.
4. Some other medieval weapons like swords and bows. Maybe even a seige weapon or two.
5. A little goodie where if the buddy had been recently squirted with one of the water hoses, the stun gun would cause some really interesting effect and give out some good cash.
6. Perhaps a few spells?
7. The ability to call in other little characters or animals that do something with the buddy. (I.E Attack dogs, little bunnies, mountain lions, aliens, stick men, etd.)
8. Some more sounds. The effects were very lacking.
Then I think it would recieve a FLAWLESS VICTORY!